Aggy the Hen – cover of Cornelis Vreeswijk’s Hönan Agda

A silly song about a hen. Originally made by Cornelis Vreeswijk in 1969. I've translated the Swedish song into cheeky English and I perform it - for you! 😉
 Aggy the Hen Tab
 Original music by Cornelis Vreeswijk
 Cover by Oddnejm
 Standard tuning
 Fingerpicking style (whole song): 
    D        A7       G  
 Except for at the end of each verse: 
 ... we demand a musketeer      Quick or we are out of here! 
         D                  A7
 Let me sing you a little song
 Where a rooster came along
 It was sick and old and tired
 Oh, the cock was all expired
            G                   D
 Chickens whined and went on riot
             G                A7
 They would not be nice and quiet
       D            G
 We demand a musketeer
           A7              D
 Quick or we are out of here! (they said) 
 Lick 1: 
 "Our rooster ain't got heart
 He's broken down and can't restart
 We don't want a dusty fart
 If he sneezed he'd fall apart
 He's supposed to be a dream
 We want passion, lust and steam
 Let's have a cock with rock n' roll
 And some sugar in our bowl"
 Lick 2: 
 Rusty Rooster'd had enough
 Packed an egg with all his stuff
 No one cried when he was gone
 They went wild 'til break of dawn
 Feathers flying, chickens dancing
 They were dying for romancing
 Joyous like New Year's Day
 'Cause a new cock was on its way
 When ... By the way, this is a naughty one ... 
 Lick 3: 
 When he finally arrived
 It's a wonder he survived
 "What a pose! He's so commanding!
 What a comb! See, how it's standing!
 What a beak! It must be hard!
 May we show you our backyard?"
 And as he was in his prime
 He gave them all a loving time
 Lick 4: 
   all ...                                  a loving time
 But Aggy the hen was hurting
 All she got was rooster flirting
 All prepared for hanky panky
                           D Dmaj7 D7
 All she got was really cranky
 Aggy's baffled and confused
 She was feeling so unused
 He just stared and like a nut
 Pulled a feather from her butt
 Lick 5: 
 Oh, days went but nothing changed
 The whole thing was quite deranged
 Aggy still was the only dame
 Deprived of the loving flame
 Anywhere, in any weather
 The rooster pulled a feather
 Until a day to her despair
 Aggy's booty was in the air
 Aggy cried and was ashamed
 Why was she the one defamed? 
 She got mad, she'd had enough
 She got bad and hard and tough
 When they met again she roared
 With all the anger she had stored
 "Listen cock, I'm here to screw
 Stop being a damn cuckoo!" 
 Lick 6: 
 "Now, explain what you have done 
 Why've you been with everyone
 But reject me every day
 And why d'you take my tuft away?" 
 "Well," the rooster said uneasy 
 "I am sorry if it's breezy
 It was mean to be so rude
 - But I want you in the nude"

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